Plot twist: the therapist was just trying to make the patient feel more empowered and seen by agreeing to confront her spouse

Jesus, I thought you were just using that as a figure of speech so that we could all understand that Space Daddy Musk was exhibiting meth-head-like tendencies, but no, he literally diverted a flight from Austin to Sac at the suggestion of his cousin, drove in a Corolla to the data center (edit: at 2 in the morning on Dec 24), and used his pocket knife to pry up the floorboards.

Fuck, how much cocaine has he been doing? He's about to hit John McAfee levels of bad decision making.

Also, Elon, I was just kidding about the "Space Daddy" stuff. If you want to send a few pounds of blow my way, HMU.

I'm not IT, just a college instructor, but you'd be amazed at how many Gen Z students have told me that they can't log into their email because they don't know their own password. Not even forgot; they don't even know it in the first place because every device remembers everything for them.

She wrote a book about it! It's called From the Cradle to the Stage and it's basically Virginia Hanlon Grohl interviewing the moms of other famous musicians from Dr. Dre to Amy Winehouse to Haim about their experiences raising kids who went on to become musical superstars and how they (the moms) perceive that superstardom

Too fucking right.

Edit: I don't have any "top Internet sleuthing" skills, but if I did, I sure as shit wouldn't be helping the cops.

Remember kids, if you see something, shut your goddamn mouth, no you didn't.

Like, I've been saying it since he was accused, he could very well get off Scott scot-free

FTFY. I agree with everything you're saying; I just have this weird compulsion to correct misused homophones. A "scot" is an archaic word for a tax (unrelated to being of Scottish descent, AFAIK), so the term isn't anything to do with a person named Scott. Pedantic, I know, but I really can't help myself, so... Sorry? You're welcome?

Either way, have a nice day.

You can tell that this wasn't written by a parent. Parents know that the small child is already covered in jam, despite there being no jam at the BBQ

As someone mentioned earlier, this reeks of a "pump and dump" scheme.

1. Trigger an easily avoidable economic crisis
2. Watch the stock market tank
3. Wait for you and your oligarch friends to buy assets for a song
4. Cancel the "crisis"
5. Profit

The fact that Trump pretended to be unaware of the effects of the threatened tariffs on the stock market is pretty indicative of him knowing exactly what the effects would be...

Anytime "Killing in the Name" comes up, I have to tell the story of the time I was bringing my oldest to his second week of kindergarten and he requested this song, which was his favorite at the time.

I realized I may have created a problem for his teachers when he started shouting along with Zack "FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME!" We had have a little talk about not using adult words at school and how his kindergarten teacher really wasn't the problem with the system.

His second grade teacher, though... My son's anti-authoritarian steak streak served him well, there.

It's the same reason you never see Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus in the same room...

Yer here ta kill me? Oh, honey, bless yer heart!

Respectfully.

I believe is a non-standard but appropriate example of a post getting "ratio'd" as the kids say these day.

This isn't exactly the same because the Arlington incident actually happened and has some bearing on an ongoing political campaign as opposed to being pure speculation and misinformation.

Remember when Republicans were whinging about “unelected bureaucrats” and the “shadow government”?

"Wait, it's all projection?"

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"Always has been"

especially when they turn on in the middle of the night.

That's a rookie move. Leave the fan on at full blast all night, and then you won't hear the difference when the AC kicks in, plus it's a free white-noise machine

Companies: 🥩🥩🍔🍔💲💲

"Wait, it's all projection?"

"Always has been"

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Yeah, I literally just sent this article to my partner with the commentary "...and this is why I no longer think we should ever buy a Tesla"

I don't want this egomaniac in charge of anything that has real-world safety implications for me and mine.

I've always loved the idea of playing a warlock that presents themselves to the party as a cleric (and then seeing how long it takes people to catch on, both in and out of character)

Nothing like driving the "cleric" deeper into debt to their patron for a little more healing and then getting the whole party committed to some insane quest at the demand of the patron.