Still trying to figure out whether “auto” is -fellatio or -erotic-asphyxiation.

I know thiss is 4chan but Leia is a leader in the rebellion and Han Solo is like a lorry driver who honked his horn at a protest once.

Proof that the Australian economy is entirely based around digging shit up from underground.

Pay your staff you neanderthals.

Turns out they bark the same.

I miss when the tech business model was to find where buyers and sellers were interacting, insert an app in the middle and then add fees.

Needs “aliens want to lay eggs in you”, “aliens are us from the future” and “aliens are pixar characters” groupings.

Why would you have children if you wanted to sleep ever again?

There’s also only one brain cell that we all share.

Christ, the people in bikinis off the coast. It’s absolutely baltic most of the time!

Is this Loss?

Tell that to the farmhouse in the middle of the M62.

Street Fighter 2 cabinets

It’s always been like this. The pro reviewers get wined and dined by the publishers and consider themselves part of the industry (Dorito Pope!), so it’s not in their interest to rock the boat. The days of renegade and experimental reviews are long gone.

This is very obvious unless you are in tech leadership, in which case your job is now to push this at all costs and suppress dissenting voices.

It wouldn’t be up to him, but I can see the UK rejoining and not just for the make up sex. I know it’s q counter-intuitive with Reform on the rise, but many perceive that the situation is out of control since Brexit and anti-immigration parties are also surging across the union. It seems likely that the whole bloc will form a “Fortress Europe” against migrants displaced by colonialism, capitalism and now climate change.

Those pint pots would be tiny in human hands.

Someone should put up a sign next over a door that says “Great Big Evil Clubhouse” and when they’re all in slam the door and it’s a meat locker.

mfw the cockatoos learn to collaborate.