Damn wokes villainizing pedophiles now. You can't do anything anymore because of the woke nonsense.

Is he telling us he considers himself low T? Because it looks like he's believing something he saw on 4chan.

Walz likes video games? Like a third of the entire planet does? What a weirdo, so unrelatable.

His wife probably told him this so she doesn't have to have sex with him.

The story doesn't make sense. He only ever does two, three would be ridiculous.

EU: Your truck is unsafe because it is unusually large and has razor sharp edges at head height.

US: Your truck is unsafe because it is too small to withstand a direct hit from one of our super safe giant axe head shaped cars.

1. Why are they removing people from planes leaving the country to detain them.
2. Wouldn't it be better to just do the European tour and then stay in Europe at this point?

Call me old fashioned, but I don't think pulling your pants down to fart is more embarrassing than doing explosive diarrhea into the Thames.

President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family," Gill told Fox News Digital. "Instead, he took a bullet for this country and is now working overtime...

1. Wasn't he golfing yesterday?
2. We all know he hates his family and is happy to avoid them.
3. "Took a bullet" is akin to me saying I was stabbed in the face by a deranged idiot when I cut myself shaving.
4. Working overtime at what exactly? Are his tiny chode fingers getting tired from signing a few bits of paper?

"But we don't allow people to drink-drive, yet we keep putting them up in aircraft at 33,000ft."

I didn't realise you had to fly the plane yourself on Ryanair now. That's one way to cut costs I guess...

Streaming services are soon going to be like mobile gaming. Literal tons of low effort shit copying off each other so it's almost impossible to just browse the store and find anything with real quality.

A $240 gift card seems quite low for bugs that would allow you to order (essentially) free food, access the orders and invoices of other users, driver's personal information and their real time location.

These people are underrepresented and standing up for their constituents, suspend them so they can stop doing that!

"I don’t understand how people get so easily manipulated into hating someone that has done so much to change our life’s. Elon is great man and is doing great things for our country and uncovering so much corruption and honestly he needs more credit"

That's got to be a Musk alt

He might not be wrong. He wasn't very sharp 25 years ago either.

Antihumour gold

'It had a wild effect on women'

They used to be disgusted by me when I talked to them, but now they are disgusted by me the moment they see me.

In any normal country, cutting off a large swathe of peasants from food would cause a violent revolt.

All those CoD skins are realistic after all! There's probably a soldier out there in full furry gear.

but I challenge you to find one instance in those 11 years where I have prevailed upon anyone at The Post in favor of my own interests

Remember that time you conferred with one presidential election candidate, then stopped The Post from endorsing the other candidate, then wrote your own article in The Post about how that was fine?