Polandball is one of the best things to have happened to the 2020s internet.

Wait is Europe generally that humid? I can't even imagine 40C+ degree weather with high humidity.

I mean that's an easy choice, but also no fucking way. Rich pricks would pay for data centers even if they had to run them exclusively off renewables. This is a bluff.

Projection much?

Well akshually only 1% of the population is transgender so it's fine as long as I know fewer than 100 people. Checkmate atheists. Brazilians are 2.5% so that's cutting it close, but with enough determination it's possible not to know any Brazilians.

True, but this did start because she refused to let him use an Italian military base for the war. Credit where it's due, that's more spine than most European heads of states have displayed when dealing with Trump.

bribes, threatens and bombs the rest into compliance

FTFY.

Finally someone gets it! It's terrifying knowing if I get to know someone I might wake up the next morning and find out that an old friend became Brazilian. This crippling fear has been an important excuse reason I'm not making new friends. Will someone save us from the Brazilification curse‽

Yeah fair enough. I'm still not happy with how EU countries responded to this mess, but I guess it did work.

This gets more amazing the more I look at it, but why Duckstan?

Omg halal France.

Oh my God how can one man be this based?

Holy based, but what's the context?

Thanks for the explanation but I was more wondering what Iceland has to do with ducks.

Yeah I never accused her of being a good person (fascists literally can't be good people); I just said she has spine.

And people complain when EU countries are described as American vassal states.

That's a different thing. During the tariffs debacle China was noteworthy for raising tariffs on American goods and restricting exports until Trump chickened out.

I think you're overestimating the amount of spine your average European head of state has. Starmer for example allowed America to use UK bases if you remember that. What Meloni did is noteworthy when you consider that these guys are basically invertebrates most of the time, and that's why Trump is now throwing shit at her.

However, they still ended up having their products taxed at a much higher rate than anyone else.

Source? I only know about the EV tariffs, and those were coming anyway for other reasons.

I mean, China did it, and while one European country probably couldn't pull off what China did the whole EU absolutely could have.