Nonprophet

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Nonprophet 15 points 4 hours ago

Hey Drink Uncle, are you gonna be a Thanksgiving this year?

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Nonprophet 1 point 4 hours ago

::bows::

I'll be here all week! Don't forget to tip your waitress!

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Nonprophet 13 points 18 hours ago

What did Rosanne ever run for?

The ice cream truck???

(Hey-Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!)

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Nonprophet 22 points 2 days ago

Make America Hospitalized Again

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Nonprophet 6 points 2 days ago

I mean, come on! He has solved something like 8374.33 wars!

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Nonprophet 8 points 2 days ago

Could he BE any higher?

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Nonprophet 5 points 2 days ago

Ah, so she gave him a HJ. Got it.

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Nonprophet 12 points 5 days ago

He most likely will try, but it's Trump. His track record speaks for itself: he will fuck it up. Bigly.

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Nonprophet 21 points 7 days ago

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Nonprophet 2 points 5 days ago

As we used to say on Reddit (RIP Reddit!): I'll take things that didn't happen for $5000, Alex

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Nonprophet 4 points 7 days ago

Yeah, they are going need those here at home for any states insubordinate enough to attempt participation in fair and democratic elections

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Nonprophet 3 points 7 days ago

Looks like Billy Joel is on tour again!

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Nonprophet 76 points a month ago

Are... are Brits the Americans of Europe???

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Nonprophet 40 points 15 days ago

ROBBER: Pulls out jar of Sanka

AUSSIE: That's not a coffee (pulls out Nescafe) That's a coffee!

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Nonprophet 40 points a month ago

It sure be nice to go like 2 whole hours without reading something TERRIFYING!!!

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Nonprophet 34 points a month ago

If this is true for you, then you really suck at being a white guy.

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Nonprophet 33 points a month ago

He doesn't care. He's just into the gay stuff.

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Nonprophet 31 points 2 months ago

I was on a 2.5 hour flight recently, and a guy a couple of rows up was watching Fox News. It just jumped from: Trans, Immigrants, Socialism, over and over and over the entire flight. It made me realize how fitting the term 'News Story' really is!

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Nonprophet 31 points a month ago

The Dems, should they win, would not take control of congress till Jan 2027. The GOP would probably force the vote before the end of the session, while GOP is still majority, and then howl 'Witch Hunt' if the Dems try to bring it back again.

This, of course presumes the Dems don't completely fuck this up, which historically, is what they seem best at.

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Nonprophet 31 points a month ago

The cat is saying, 'You belong to me now. You're welcome.'

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