What a stupid f*cking made-up name. "Sheriff Buford T Justice" was a character from a comedy movie. Just because "Smokey and The Bandit" did it doesn't mean you should emulate it. Also, what's with all the red state politicians with names like Bucky or Buddy or Skip? Those are childrens names.

Radio stations used to have actual, human DJs. They were smart, funny and they knew what people really wanted. After the ClearChannel takeover, almost all of those stations are automated. The music playlists are decided by corporations and have no connection to the real world.

I think Ubuntu is the Windows 11 of Linux distros.

You can literally see sheets of blue paint, floating in Brawndo-colored water. Sure, Donald. Tell us more about the "vandals."

He looks like Hercule Poirot's dumber, evil brother.

Because Trump hand-picked the pool guys and gave them a no-bid contract for 18 million of our tax dollars.

And now we have a giant pool full of Brawndo, just in time for the 4th of July.

Yup. Dark blue is a fine color for a small pool people are going to swim in, but in a huge pool like this, it absorbed tons of sunlight, heated up the water and just made the algae grow faster.

And it really isn't even a "deal." The MOU is just a promise to talk about specific things during the actual negotiations later on. And a lot of those things are non-starters for either Trump or Iran.

And Israel can come along and fark the whole thing up at any time.

No badges, no uniforms, driving unmarked vehicles and wearing masks? Those are obviously kidnappers, Your Honor.

The skit that "missed the mark" . . .

Quit sucking up to corporate America, yahoo sports writer. The Hornets farked up a simple PR event in every way it was possible TO fark up. They baited and switched a PS5 with a t-shirt and thought no one would find out about it.

Luigi needs to shut the everloving fark up and let his lawyer do the talking for him. The cops are trolling him with fake evidence and he's falling for it.

"The gun WASN'T a 32 caliber, it was a 22 rimfire!" etc, etc.

How about we ban companies like Blackstone from buying up all the auction homes, lightly flipping them and then putting them back on the market as overpriced rentals?

They're a big reason for our housing shortage.

"We never expected that the guy who told us to fight Covid by eating horse paste and shoving UV lights up our butts wouldn't know a damn thing about science."

If God suddenly appeared and said, "I have returned and I am very displeased!" and then he made all the televangelists and MAGAs burst into flames, I would say, "huh. I guess I was wrong."

I don't need much convincing.

This wasn't a "stray round." That shot was deliberate and that pig knew exactly what he was aiming at.

It's not the BB gun that got the kid killed. He literally put the gun on the ground and had his hands up.

It's because the "security guard" is a stupid, trigger-happy moron.

It's not about the gays vs straights or blacks vs whites or the Romulans vs The Federation. It's about the billionaires vs everybody else. It's a class war. It aways has been. And life is never going to improve for most of us until we figure out where the REAL source of our pain comes from. Like George Carlin once said:

"That's the way the ruling class works in any society. They keep the lower and middle classes fighting with each other so that they . . . the rich . . . can run off with all the f*cking money."

Dear FBI,

1. Welcome to Lemmy.
2. If you're looking for a list of suspects, you can start by investigating all of UHC's denied claims that resulted in a death. Shouldn't take you more than a decade or so.

“I don’t think people should be taking medical advice from me,” Kennedy said.

Well then, the next questions should be, "what is your job title?" and "what exactly is it that you DO here?"