“Stop putting this symbol everywhere”
Proceeds to put posters with the three of the symbols on it everywhere

Well thankfully he didn’t have easy access to a gun

A surprising number of respondents “Don’t know”

Google. Do no evil

I’d rather have my eye… which tends to suggest the pay out was too low?

That every store wants you to sign up and have you give them your details.
When I bought a shirt in a department store a couple of years ago and the guy wanted me to give him my email address “to save paper” (yeah right), rather than give me a receipt. It was like we were having a stand off for a while there. I just want to buy a shirt not sign up for ongoing spam!

Enhance!

My dentist: got anything exciting coming up?

Me: Going to Bali in a couple of weeks, you?

Dentist: no, I’m not going to Bali.

😆

Look it is the internet, you can rest assured if they say they are a lawyer, then there is no doubt ;)

MAGBA ?

How was the van repair?

Time for him to get on the beers

Fucking Janet

Top row of your screenshot

A bit hard to get to German hospital when you are in a Russian prison in the attic circle

We are already up to the second invasion, in recent times.

Isn’t a diskette just a small version of a disk? Much like kitchenette to kitchen

You can get a lifetime subscription now, next year ‘we have reviewed customer choices and will be discontinuing the lifetime subscription’, so they can continue to milk their customers

Plenty of items on eBay are just people who buy from China directly and mark up prices. If it is likely made in China and I don’t want it quickly, I’ll buy off aliexpress. That said, alibaba wanted me to upload photo ID which I noped out of. Temu started spamming my email address when I’d never used them. The unsubscribe link went to their website said to adjust your account settings if you didn’t want spam… I never created and account and avoided them completely following that.