Like my Jack and Loki. I'll let you guess which one is which.

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others

Cat5

When Xbox did this you paid monthly, subscribed to game pass and at the end of two years you owned the console. It was also less expensive than the separate cost of console and subscription, to the tune of 1p. 😂

Jack says "happy me day".

Wow, it looks like PlayStation is going to die on this hill.

For clarification, I'm not expecting the platform to cease to exist because of this. The PS6 is still going to sell millions, but this attitude is a bad look. It's not going to earn them any respect and Granny won't be able to buy little Timmy the latest Call of Duty game for Xmas anymore, unless it's just a code in a case.

Thor, meet Loki.

Cat-pair programming is the new thing

Saren, in Mass Effect.

Playing Halo co-op with my wife.

"I'm telling you, water comes right out of it"

Cats will be cats

Loki is on the left, Jack is on the right and the visitor is in the middle.

"Take me to your tuna"

Dreams come true.

You can simulate the experience of getting a second cat by mercilessly chasing your cat around the house then eating it's food.

Also I hope you feel better soon. Take care.

That's pretty much how he does it 😂

How are other publishers supposed to avoid the release date if it keeps changing?

I won't be able to unsee that.

I'm going to have to buy a new irony meter.