Back in my day, we had to paint our faces and wear floppy shoes to get our clown noses! Now Fox News is giving them out for free. Goddamn lazy boomers just want their clown noses handed to them!

I read somewhere that Republicans spent $20 million to pass this thing, and it's going to fail miserably. Just icing on the cake as far as I'm concerned! That $20 million could've went to paying Trump's lawyers!

I would bet given how many crazy MAGA assholes are out there, and with Trump instigating shit, this is probably happening very regularly right now.

This makes me happy!

Can't wait for his Mormon neighbors to come out and defend him as a pillar of the church and community!

A judge who's actually handing out justice to people who commit crimes?! Can't have that with Trump as the defendant!

Lindsay Graham was right about one thing!

I'm a teacher, and I push for kids to consider the trades on a nearly daily basis. Find a job that other people can't, or don't want to do, and you can get paid!

Not sure a long article if needed. Trump became the Republican party, and they all had a choice: continue to have a spine and call out this lying grifter for what he is (while also endangering their political career) or capitulate to Trump, become a jellyfish, and keep your job. Lady G. made his choice.

Booooooo....urns!

Old Ronny telling women why they get abortions! This should help his popularity! Women love it when men explain the reason(s) why they do things, right?!

Nah, they love socialism for them. If they need government assistance it's ok because they're just temporarily disadvantaged millionaires, whereas all of the poor and non-white people are just lazy and want things handed to them like a bunch of commies!

I just love that one of there main arguments for not prosecuting Trump is "other people ( Hillary and the Bidens) do crime and get away with it so why shouldn't Donnie Boy?!" Even excusing the fact that Hillary and the Bidens have never been indicted for shit, this is just a flawless legal argument. I just read a statistic that only 50% of murders are solved. This obviously means that no one should be prosecuted for murder! How is it fair for those who get convicted, when only half get caught?!

I gotta few uncles who are basically like Donald Trump, but without the $400 million gift from daddy. Feel free to attack.

Mind if I do a J?

I drive by a nursing home going to work everyday, and they have a few large banners that say "Our employees are heroes". I just imagine the manager sending an email that said something to the effect of "We're putting banners outside to show our appreciation for you..... In lieu of a pay raise."

"Who told you to have a pow wow?"

That's some RRR shit right there!

"What's with the sash and the codpiece?!"

This guy has some mental problems, even beyond pacifism!