When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. I don’t want you damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON lemons, do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna BURN your house down! With the LEMONS! I’m gonna have my engineers invent a COMBUSTIBLE LEMON that burns your house down!

• Totally not Cave Johnson

That being said, once in a while I’d take a stick and beat the shit out of the bed to remind it who’s actually the boss.

My denial is probably acting up again

Edit: My dumb phone autocorrecting me

Yo, been trying to get myself to start eating yogurt. Kept procrastinating on it XD

Chilly, cloudy. Why'd I have to work today, T v T

Oh Hi, welcome welcome

Try some Coffee~

Morning runny nose. Office nearly no people, some went MC. Could've MC myself too XD but couldn't bother to get a doctors note.

Say Hi to Captain Jack for me matey

Pic Tax pls or it never happened. Congrats on the new build after 9 months. AM5 + DDR5 hefty price was really off putting, till then my 2400G still purrs 🐈

TGIF BABY!!! Also, been doing some lower back exercises. It still hurts but not from the exercise T v T

Completed, pretty interesting.

Spoiler for OP ::: spoiler spoiler I find it hilarious and entertaining while answering as there's easter egg rows questions and column swaps XD. Though I had a little too much coffee there for a minute XD ::: Edit: formatting

Hi everyone, thank you mods for making this and hope this can be new home from reddit. Also !@#$ you spez.

Le me doing load testing Test suite software needs firewall down Team thinks is Fine~ Boss giving me eagle eyes Time to polish my CV again for Xth time this year

🙏

Time really sure does flies

Oh flip, told myself to clean the oven. That was in Jan

Guess that’s future next year me’s problem XD

+1 Kedah Man is real

Slaps #1 bobby pin onto skin 👍

Mouth watered, and I can smell it through the phone screen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Learned stick but drive auto nowadays and probably forgotten how to drive stick. But I can feel your words, reminds me of learning my my Dad's old Saga where the biting point is very specific. Stalled it most of the time XD. Edit: grammar and double typed