I can not shave you! I can't even shave myself! So just shave yourself!

That's a metal album cover if I've ever seen one.

This is the first movie we watched when we got a 1080p TV. It was sent to us by mail in a red envelope lol

Nah, just a quadcopter.

Yeah, basic training is easily the most contagion spreadable places on earth other than freshman dorms. You've got people from all over the country and stuff them nut to butt 24/7 and people are gonna get sick. Hell, I got pneumonia in basic training. It's insane to me that a vaccine against one of our most common sicknesses would be optional.

2 minutes?!? That's insane!

Don't forget the fertilizer we couldn't get on the ground.

Yeah, all speculative.

Photoshop is older than you are, based on that comment.

That looks heavy as shit. Look how it's smashing dudes ear.

There wasn't any. You're too busy/tired to even think about it.

They're also not fucking tho.

It's more of a vibe thing. There's not any data sheets required.

Super secret, but can we keep the topics as boring as humanly possible?

See a therapist, you've got ADHD.

Not to mention fiscally unsound.

I dare you to make accounting fun lol

That would suggest you're buying shit that supports cartels.

Who wants to eat a bowl of gummy bears? Make it chips and it'll be self sustaining.

Shocking that the guy who wrote "pussy crook" would be convicted of rape...