Yep

You make it sound like wishful thinking

Or better yet, send the money with them.

I think I killed a Colossus down there once

Not to mention 6 fingers on the postman

Nah, I don't think mutated protines would survive that long in the soil

Edit: friggan autocorrect

That's friggan insane man

Rats ain't nearly as loud about being a pest

We're probably gonna have to rescind that "most powerful man" title

I knew this day would come, someone get the blue oyster cult so I can die peacefully

Meh they know it ain't like that, as with alot of religious folks their narcissism is the primary motivator, the religious text is the excuse

Ah yes, the Golden Circle of Florida

I know what you mean, it feels like the first time I played Diablo as a kid. Dark, undead everywhere, and I have no idea what I'm doing! This game slaps. They ever set up multiplayer it's gonna be mega fire

Probably just makes you eternally hungry by memeticly making you think every food container is a robot till you die of starvation

If you say so, I still ain't never seen something "THIS" vagina

Anti vaxers cherry pick information to state their claims are correct. Therefore they're super good at it

Dear God man, get ANY other job

I'm sitting in my office at work, this shit had me giggling like an idiot

Don't forget the rampant domestic abuse that frequently came from the person you signd a life long contract with. Easy my ass