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PancakesCantKillMe 8 points an hour ago

Glad to hear it and congratulations!

You must watch the obligatory forklift safety video hosted by Klaus:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TJYOkZz6Dck

And you’ll also need to learn how to pick up a dime with the forklift. I’ve won money with that trick.

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PancakesCantKillMe 1 point 7 hours ago

Sometime pre-2015ish. Probably up to early cellular connectivity cars as those bands are defunct now.

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PancakesCantKillMe 6 points 6 days ago

Bring….

…back…

…Burma Shave…..

….signs!

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PancakesCantKillMe 5 points 6 days ago

What’s that in Baker’s dozens?

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PancakesCantKillMe 4 points 6 days ago

I’ve got a guy….

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PancakesCantKillMe 401 points a year ago

VPNSecure is the company.

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PancakesCantKillMe 205 points a year ago

(Ex NASA employee) David Crisp said it “makes no economic sense to terminate NASA missions that are returning incredibly valuable data,”

Yes, but it makes perfect sabotage sense from a saboteur's perspective.

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PancakesCantKillMe 188 points a year ago

https://archive.is/8oC6p

Sen. Chris Van Hollen said Monday morning that he would take matters into his own hands later this week. Van Hollen, a Democrat representing Maryland, said in a statement that he had requested a meeting with Salvadoran President Nayib Bukele, who is visiting the White House on Monday, to discuss Kilmar Abrego Garcia’s release from an El Salvador mega-prison. And if Abrego Garcia, a 29-year-old Prince George’s County father, isn’t back by midweek, Van Hollen said he plans to travel to El Salvador “to check on his condition and discuss his release.”

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PancakesCantKillMe 149 points a year ago

he "fit the general description of a subject being sought by ICE,"

So, he's got a wicked tan then.

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PancakesCantKillMe 145 points 3 months ago

I once met a hooker who said "I'll do anything for 50 dollars". I said "Paint my house." I gave her a paint bucket and told her to start with the porch.

She came back about an hour later and said "All done!".

I said, "Wow, that was fast."

She said, "Yeah, I'm getting pretty good at this. Oh and by the way, that's not a porch, it's a Mercedes."

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PancakesCantKillMe 143 points 7 months ago

I feel like those who believe him to be a vile scumbag will be reinforced in that belief and those that worship him will not be swayed in the slightest degree. Those that are grifting along don’t care either way.

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PancakesCantKillMe 93 points 2 months ago

Tim Apple?

Edit: Ah, Johnny Appleseed is the new guy.

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PancakesCantKillMe 85 points 3 months ago

I’ve administered this OS, which for us was used to develop images on plates for printing. It ran atop ATT UNIX and had to be “defragged” every now and again to regain contiguous space back. This process involved backing up the system to 250MB QIC tapes (twice for two sets of tapes), wiping the disks and then restoring the data from tape. This was an all-weekend process and really sucked if a tape broke, but that’s why there were two sets and scotch tape can work in a pinch when the other tape is bad.

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PancakesCantKillMe 81 points 8 months ago

Sorry? How is he being punished? How is this "devastating" to him? Fascists don't really give a whit about approval ratings.

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PancakesCantKillMe 81 points 9 months ago

I recall the hype was to keep track of groceries or some such gimmick. I feel it to be unnecessary tech. How convenient that it shows ads. In any case, do not buy a Samsung appliance. They are total shite and will break down on you. Fridges, washing machines, dishwashers. All garbage. The televisions are fine.

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PancakesCantKillMe 79 points a month ago

One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine through town when he saw an old client and friend, Joe, in the park eating grass.

Troubled, he asked his driver to stop and rolled down his window to shout, "Hey Joe! Why are you eating grass?"

"We don't have any money for food," Joe replied gesturing towards his family close by. "We have to eat grass."

"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you," the lawyer said.

"Thank you sir," Joe replied. "But I also I have a wife and two children with me."

"Bring them along," the lawyer cheerily replied.

They all entered the car and zipped off to the lawyers home.

On the way, Joe turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."

The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it, Joe! You'll really love my place. The grass there is at least a foot high."

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PancakesCantKillMe 78 points a year ago

We could use the assist!

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PancakesCantKillMe 76 points a year ago

I have attended protests and will do so again, but I have no illusions that the fascists will simply ignore them. This may build up more frustration from people, but the sooner we can plan a general strike the better. The nazi ticks are just burrowing deeper.

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PancakesCantKillMe 74 points 2 months ago

And isn't that insane? It boggles my mind that they wish for a dystopian hellscape to be inflicted upon everyone. They cannot escape nor control that situation even though they have the hubris to believe they can. Even if they could survive, what world would they enjoy? Perhaps the mental illness of immoral and unbridled greed also compels them to relish in the endless misery of the human race.

Build a better world and a rising tide lifts all boats. Super simple.

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PancakesCantKillMe 73 points a year ago path: 0 18000133, hotness: undefined, score: 73, children: 4

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