Can show you the secrets of the universe using a DMT Pen and...

Anyone else get "Thinking quickly, Dave constructs a homemade megaphone, using only some string, a squirrel, and a megaphone." vibes.

Remember to ask her if she is ovulating, or on her period first

Has he tried being a senior developer? He should really try being a senior developer.

What the hell is an employer match?

• Millennials, probably

Yes

But how does Ja Rule feel about this?

Exactly who I trust to create a logically organized database of all peoples within the United States. The current administration..

Serious question: Have you ever built a PC?

Because it really isn't rocket appliances. I would venture your average 12 year old could do it, and has done it given a YouTube tutorial.

All of the connectors only fit one way, and they are all uniquely shaped/sized.

More expensive, Proprietary hardware, sounds like a nightmare for all involved.

You already know

There is no probably about it. He considers LOC to be the gold standard.

https://arstechnica.com/...

Postgre is still better than MongoDB so I am okay with this.

Every. Every single project. Who could have predicted our data would become relational?

Which is why they believe AI is the future.

It does everything they do.

Produce slop

You best start believing in lemmy shit posts, you're in one.

Remember when we thought it was Olive oil and salads? Or when it was...

Turned out it was universal healthcare?

Actual "Song of the witches" from Macbeth

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Fillet of a fenny snake,

In the caldron boil and bake;

Eye of newt and toe of frog,

Wool of bat and tongue of dog,

Adder's fork and blind-worm's sting,

Lizard's leg and howlet's wing,

For a charm of powerful trouble,

Like a hell-broth boil and bubble.

Double, double toil and trouble;

Fire burn and caldron bubble.

Cool it with a baboon's blood,

Then the charm is firm and good.

Because Gyms make money on having many, many, people owning a gym membership and never using them.

They don't make money on people getting jacked.

In fact, most, if not all, gyms would be incapable of handling all of their members regularly attending.

They were the original subscription model that every single capitalist in America is targeting right now.

Stabilize for anyone unfamiliar is

Probably not going to die in the next 24 hours from easily identifiable injuries.

Because then they can become liable.

You can be very unhealthy with multiple broken bones, cancer, be dying softly and still be "stable".

Gentle Reminder: Your boss is the bear.

Please get the diagnosis even if you plan to do absolutely nothing with it.

It opens doors

• Individual Education Plans

• Scholarships for additional services/materials even while attending primary school.

• Scholarships for College

I literally have a scholarship right now for my 5 yr old daughter. The scholarship covers speech therapy, occupational therapy, and I have left overs to purchase equipment like a pc for her use but I will likely put it into a 529 for her.

If she receives this scholarship for even a few years - her college will be all covered.

Get it to run Office and you've a game changer.

Yes, yes I know Libre/Open Office but try telling Shelly in Accounting who still struggles with Excel after 36 years of experience.