Oh... who could've possibly seen that coming?!

Which leads me to wonder if his diapers are gold-plated

I mean... we really do know.

At least the Japanese reboot won't likely be directed by Michael Bay

I hear you can cheat at chess by sticking a vibrator in your ass.

Maybe that's what the rich CEOs are doing to win

Typical narcissist. Blame everyone else for your own shortcomings and mistakes

Can we ban Teslas yet?

Yes... HE was the one who paid to have it vandalized in the first place

How about those Epstein files?

Oh... so they're war criming against Lebanon exactly like they have their other enemies?

Can't really say I'm surprised

That website is giving me cancer... wtf?

I'm so tired of all this winning

Well, I wrote my own operating system using the Malbolge language. Suck it normies

Guillotine time

Fuck that lame weak piece of shit. If he can't stomach some criticism, then fuck him and his supporters ...err sycophants

Can someone send him a fake invitation to see Kim in North Korea so he gets arrested there?

What a fucking clown show

Except Trump is a fucking serial (child) rapist, a fucking buffoon, and an embarrassment.

Where are those Epstein files?

My department has an AI agent that sends out birthday and work anniversary announcements each day. Really cheapens the feeling behind it.

Land of the free, huh?