That first image and popular imagery in movies are starting to feel like a coordinated plot by the Egyptian tourist board to promote more mystique around these structures… a pyramid scheme, if you will

Methamphetabeans

Questions that are almost certainly article writers from Buzzfeed fishing for content… wait a second…

It’s really fascinating watching something new grow

I’m not entirely sold on the fediverse as a feasible, long-term solution - there are definitely going to be hard truths, disappointments and lessons along the way… but I’m up for the ride, come what may

Rexxit means Rexxit.

They might laugh at me for wanting ketchup… too risky

I’m waiting for the rage comic renaissance

Every time I do manage to get back into the dream, the story changes to something more boring.

It’s like exactly what happens when TV writers start forcing extra seasons of a show instead of just letting it end.

I make up songs in the shower, I do not sing when I shit

Chad donkey is the worst

🎵Then he waddled awayyy🎵

Hey! You take that back!

He is also known to use the medium of ignited foliage for communication.

A truly omnipotent being.

The porcelain is thirsty, only you can quench the unimaginable thirst.

Same, but with the nervous laugh emoji 😅

Fesshole is kinda like the new, trendy version of PostSecret

Unidentified 🅱️lying Object

Nice one - enjoying Mlem so far - would really like the option to switch post thumbnail images to the right side of the screen

Thanks again 😁

Oof ouch my panik