"A log of Skoal, a four pack of Rip-Its, an emergency bottle of Cholula, two Jalapeno Cheese Spreads (from expired MREs), and one of those little packs of saltine crackers from Shoney's."

Still planning on lurking on some subreddits but I plan to shift all my participation here. Some of the smaller subreddit communities are still useful but reddit as a whole has been garbage for over a decade.

"I didn't choose the Thug life, I pulled it from a salvage box."