Short monarch, anyway

And their Steam profile is like: Factorio 832 hours played 117 hours in the last two weeks

Stay indoors, and don’t forget to loudly exclaim “I’m in!” every few minutes

Luv me queen, ‘ate pigins. Simple as

It’s Dave the Diver

Now he just needs to call Putin “fat” while casually eating an ice cream himself to be 100% dark

Not anymore now that it’s in a trustworthy internet forum… back to square one, everyone!

I’m mostly a lurker

The key is not having friends

For me it’s always “here’s the deal, though” and I’m like “tee hee, here’s the dildo”

Talk about a sitting Duck president, am I right fellas?

Hot fuzz

“The wizard will now install your software.”

Yes, I do tend to keep bundles of sticks shoven up my ass

Denuvo (anti-cheat software and borderline malware) offers their software to videogame companies on a licensing mode, which means companies have to pay periodically to continue using it. That has led to lots of games having Denuvo at release date, but then removing it some years down the line (when piracy isn’t a big threat to their revenues)

…but not greater than the firing range of Ukraine’s systems, just in case.

In new ways every passing day!

Is your partner Jeff Innocent? https://youtu.be/NdzFzg_YvGQ If not, maybe he’ll enjoy this

Government responded: “It’s ‘Winner takes all’, not ‘Winner takes most things’ “