Safety razor works fine for me.

I'm shocked.

Smells like von neumann

Maybe Europe should get some fucking public bathrooms.

Not looking at you, Switzerland, you're good.

Why do news outlets keep calling it a Microsoft outage? It's only a crowdstrike issue right? Microsoft doesn't have anything to do with it?

Yes, I will buy secondhand Bell peppers.

Especially with no volume knob on desktop. What in the actual fuck?

Give all of it to the army corps of engineers and build public transportation networks.

Windows 10 is the end of the line for me regardless of software compatibility.

Blu Ray is where it's at. Give me some actual quality bitrate baby.

Yes, restaurants should be required to pay a proper wage.

Why would anybody travel to that shithole country?

He looks like that guy that wears a suit and reviews crappy American fast food.

What future scientists?

The fuck? I thought this was an onion article.

What kind of bitches censor bitches? Like, what's wrong with my dogs?

He's also incredibly sharp for 84....but he's 84...

He'll be 86 at the next election.

And you're a dumbass

Have you seen how tiny the roads are there?

Can we stop piping natural gas into our homes pls k thx