I almost threw my phone across the room when I saw Scrubs on this list, but then I saw that they used season 9 as their basis for the "ending," which, of course, is preposterous.

Thanks, I hate it

I just quit my soul-sucking job yesterday. I'm ecstatic to not have to go and sit in that office again.

Where does it say that's the only thing that brightens their day?

The guy I'm marrying*

Hmmm we are a salty salamander, aren't we?

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Michael Cera

George Harrison Gang.

My grandmother (may she rest easy), an amazing and sweet woman, but incredibly Catholic, once told me "boys shouldn't have long hair." I told her that the Jesus she worships had long hair. Still feel a little guilty about it, but it had to be said.

Snatch. Was grinning from ear to ear when the credits rolled.

A fucking Leshen! Fuck!

I did put in my two weeks, but I had nothing I was working on and I canceled my meetings, so now I'm still laying in bed instead of freezing my ass off in a cubicle :)

Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas

I'll give you Teen Wolf, but Goonies?! Man, what an adventure

33 here and this is how I was taught

Brohemian Rhapsody

Yeah I'm gonna switch it, I forgot all about that option!

I used to get random church boners as a teen. In a Catholic mass you alternate between sitting, standing, and kneeling, so, you know... awkward

I just thought about doing this to someone but thought harder about it because I'm white, and I don't think it would come off the way I want it to