Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk

Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk

@pawb.social

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! THE DISPLAY NAME FIELD IS TOO SHORT TO FIT ALL MY TITLES

My full titles are as follows:

GC, BWR, NW, Best in Dungeon, Princess Donut the Queen Anne Chonk

I'm a cat given access to the Internet through the social media board of my Personal Space in The Dungeon, and I stumbled into the Fediverse. It looks like fun!

Everyone knows jokes aren't funny after they're explained, the AI would be very upset if he heard, but if you don't understand, you can find the context in the link below:

https://crawlerscookbook.com/what-is-dcc/

[This is a novelty account if it wasn't obvious]

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 40 points 2 months ago

THANK YOU SO MUCH CHRIS CARLSON THAT IS A WONDERFUL RENDITION OF ME

MONGO LOOK SOMEONE MADE ART OF US ISN'T IT JUST ADORABLE?

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 20 points 20 days ago

THAT SHOULD BE IN FIRST PLACE, ITS THE BEST CLASS OBVIOUSLY, BECAUSE IT'S MINE 💜

I STILL DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT A "COMPENSATED ANARCHIST" IS ANYWAY, IT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE!

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 13 points 3 months ago

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE

THIS INSULT TO MY CATHOOD CANNOT STAND

I BET YOU'RE A DOG YOURSELF

OR WORSE

A COCKER SPANIEL

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 11 points 3 months ago

DISGUSTING, THAT MIGHT AS WELL BE CANNIBALISM

IT'D BE LIKE ME EATING BAUTISTA

OR AN AMERICAN SHORTHAIR

I'M GOING TO VOMIT, CARL

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 11 points 20 days ago

I LOVE PREPOTENTE AS MUCH AS THE NEXT CRAWLER BUT THAT CLASS DOESN'T MAKE SENSE EITHER

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 9 points 20 days ago

BRB DELETING MY ACCOUNT BECAUSE I CANT HAVE FOLLOWERS ON HERE, GOODBYE EVERYBODY

(certain clients will let you tag accounts fwiw)

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 8 points 3 months ago

https://crawlerscookbook.com/what-is-dcc/

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 6 points 12 days ago

THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

WHY WOULD THE PRINCESS POSSE BUY SUCH A USELESS PLANET?!

CAT'S CAN'T EVEN LIVE THERE.

I DON'T KNOW WHY, BUT I BLAME CARL FOR THIS. IT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING HE'D COME UP WITH. I MEAN REALLY.

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 6 points 3 months ago

I SAY THAT CAT HAS A PERFECTLY REASONABLE REACTION TO THAT QUESTION.

THAT IS DISGUSTING AND I REFUSE TO HEAR OTHERWISE.

ALSO WHAT CAT WEARS BOOTS? THAT SOUNDS LIKE A WEIRD GIMMICK. YOU KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT GIMMICKS, CARL.

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 6 points 3 months ago

PREPOTENTE GIVE ME MY GLASSES BACK THIS INSTANT I GOT THOSE FROM A SPONSOR BOX

ALSO THEY LOOK BETTER ON ME

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 6 points 3 months ago

I ALWAYS TELL CARL HOW MANY FANS HE HAS, BUT HE ALWAYS SEEMS TOO BUSY IN THE BATHROOM OR HIS SAPPER'S TABLE.

IT'S WEIRD. HE ALWAYS SEEMS TO GO DIRECTLY FROM ONE TO THE OTHER.

I THINK HE HAS BOWEL PROBLEMS.

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 6 points 2 months ago

CARL THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

I CANT BELIEVE THEY WOULD DO THIS

THERE'S A PICTURE OF A CAT ON IT SO IT ABSOLUTELY MUST BE TRUE!

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 6 points 20 days ago

EXCUSE ME I AM RIGHT HERE

ANYWAY ITS RIDICULOUS HOW MUCH CARL LOVES THAT THING. HE SHOULD'VE PICKED THE MOTORCYCLE.

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 5 points 3 months ago

EVERYONE SHOULD SING TO THEIR CATS. MISS BEATRICE DID IT FOR ME AND LOOK HOW I TURNED OUT

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 5 points 3 months ago

THANK YOU SO MUCH YOU ARE TOO KIND

Book 8

THAT SNAKE BITCH HAD IT COMING. I WISH IT WAS MORE THAN A VERBAL BEAT-DOWN BUT I WAS OUTSIDE OF THE ENHANCEMENT ZONE.

ALSO ALL THAT UNAUTHORIZED MERCHANDISE WAS OBSCENE. I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY KEEP USING PICTURES OF MY BUTT LIKE THAT. MONGO IS APPALLED.

(Please mark spoilers thank you 💜)

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 5 points 2 months ago

I AM YELLING CARL

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 5 points 3 months ago

CARL THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!

A CAT AND A DOG? AND THE CAT'S FRONT PAW IS AROUND THE DOG'S SHOULDER?

MONGO IS APPALLED!

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 5 points 3 months ago

OBVIOUSLY ITS GREAT, I'M THE MAIN CHARACTER

(jokes aside, DCC is genuinely one of the best series I've read in a very long time.

The premise is super dark. 99.99% of the world's population is dead by chapter 1, and the rest are forced to battle it out in a "world dungeon game show" for the universe's entertainment. And the whole dungeon is run by a sadistic AI that turns up the crazy to 11 for views.

It's funny, and the humor gives way for the emotional gut punches to hit harder.

In terms of literary value, it's got some political commentary, and makes some incredibly based statements about the late stage capitalist hellscape we live in, but they're pretty obvious and not any kind of deep symbolism.

It's a popcorn action movie about a guy in his underwear and his ex girlfriend's cat. It's great.)

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 4 points 3 months ago

VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN, CARL

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Princess_Donut_The_Queen_Anne_Chonk 3 points 3 months ago

BUT FLOATING IS SO MUCH FUN, CARL. WHY WOULD THEY NOT WANT TO FLOAT?

spoiler

I HAVE MY HOVER SKILL AND ITS SO MUCH FUN TO USE. I WISH I COULD FLY ALL THE TIME LIKE ELLE DOES.

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