There truly is an xkcd for everything.

For context, this was back during that stupid time when people could buy Xitter authentication.

This is what happens when an author designs a sport where the protagonist is the single most important player.

A libertarian is just a conservative that likes weed. You can ask their girlfriends after they pick them up from middle school.

I’ve best heard it described as “a rogue and a bard who can only seem to roll Nat 20s and Nat 1s”.

Someone once told me that the Mug root beer mascot looks like a right-wing boomer’s fursona, and now I can’t unsee it.

At this point, it’s just easier to assume that anytime you see four panels in a 2x2 box, it’s loss.

I mean, yeah. Like ninety percent of Batman’s rogues gallery are just mob bosses with a gimmick. He’s a street level superhero, that’s about how much you can reasonably take on when your superpowers are martial arts and money.

It’s a well established fact that Nightwing has the nicest ass in comics.

P.S. The best thing about being bi is being able to lust after Nightwing’s and Raven’s asses. 🤤

I do love how every comment here points out how Jesus “Soos” Ramirez would never be a MAGAt.

Yup, making them related without removing any of the subtext. So they went from being lesbians to being incestuous lesbians.

I mean, if you only look at visuals, Pyramid Head is just a dude in a costume. Pretty tame by “hear me out” standards.

Let’s also add on that humans used a tactic called “persistence hunting”, in which you follow after some animal at a brisk pace startling it every time it tries to rest. With nothing more than sweat glands, pointy sticks and ridiculous endurance, we marathon jogged some species to extinction!

From a post on the forums for Order of the Stick:

“Calling a wizard a sorcerer is like telling a college graduate that they only passed because they were naturally gifted.”

“Calling a wizard a warlock is like telling a college graduate that they only passed because they gave the dean a BJ behind the Arby’s.”

I remember coming across a post of tumblr where someone said that if a guy says his favorite movie/tv show is Breaking Bad, Rick and Morty or Fight Club, you should run immediately.

The reason was that while these are good works exploring complex, broken and often violent men, a certain subset (the kind of people who would claim that one of those was their favorite of all time) doesn’t have the reasoning ability to understand that they’re the villains of their universe and should not be idolized.

Rorschach easily fits within the same mold as Tyler Durden, Rick Sanchez and Walter White, a complex and entertaining protagonist who’s also a terrible person who no one should want to be.

Because being forced to treat people with respect would upset the far right.

When you write your letter to Santa, but you’re dyslexic.

Off topic and mild spoilers: this is one of the scenes that show that your choices don’t really matter (just like the coin toss and which pendant you want Elizabeth to wear). Regardless of your decision, the person next to Booker will grab his hand and point out his tattoo.

The smoke cloud resembles the Mandelbrot Set, one of the more famous fractals.

That’s been your thing since 3e, ya damn whippersnappers! 👴-old Wizards