Possibly lol

Exactly what I was trying to say. Thank you.

As a random douchebag who cranks their stereo and roars through the street in my modded car, I apologize. I can't help it, I'm 37 but I still love loud music and driving fast.

That said, I'm not an inconsiderate random douchebag; I turn down the subwoofer and stay out of redline in residential areas. I also didn't cheap out on the exhaust. I got me a proper resonated catback, not a $200 fart can that drones on at 95dB even when idling. If you drive normally it purrs softly like a kitty cat. You'll only hear me is I want you to. And once again I apologize for all the random douchebags who do burnouts in cul-de-sacs and crank the shittiest hip hop in existence at 3AM while you try to sleep.

Seriously this. Fuck Meta and shame on OP. There are much less evil VoIP apps available.

VK? The Russian porn site?

And as a fellow seafood lover, I want some of what you're smoking.

I mean what the hell is going on in the top and bottom right quadrants? What's with that bright orange, Kraft-colored noodle slop? And I can't even begin to describe what the other thing is supposed to be. Also, no cocktail sauce for the shrimp? No butter for the surimi? The shrimp doesn't even appear to be deveined! IDK about you, but I don't want to eat a bottom feeder's digestive tract along with all the nasties inside of it!

Nothing drives me crazier than a loud bird making the same obnoxious sounds over and over again for attention. Parrots, cockatiels, and mockingbirds are especially infuriating. I love birds but never want to own one ever again.

"Advanced nanobubbler technology"? That's what they're calling hydrogen peroxide now?

It's absolutely blowing my mind that this cunt is younger than me. Class of 2011!? She's practically a kindergartener, yet she looks like she's 60!

What the hell kind of address is "N 25 E"? It can't be both North and East. You have to pick one. Also, "25" what? Street? Road? Boulevard?

Me. I care.

Nah, the movie where the "are you not entertained" meme comes from.

For anyone who's doesn't remember the original post: this was a joke. OP was having their porch replaced and decided to use the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.

You could probably get a replacement even if the jar is completely empty. I used to work customer service in a grocery store. One time a guy returned an empty wine bottle. I gave him a full refund. Why? Because the company steals from their employees every single day. I'm just evening the playing field a bit. Just don't be an asshole, and you'll probably get what you want.

This is why the internet sucks now. Nobody maintains their own websites anymore. These days everybody just posts everything on the same handful of centralized megacorp websites. Social media killed the golden age of the web.

These screenshots of generated text are meaningless if you don't show the prompt for context.

I just figured it was cause he's an egotistical asshole.

Is it just my ADHD, or did the article completely fail to mention why a streamer was forced by two other streamers to stay awake and ingest poison? Did they hold his family for ransom or something? I need context.

Exactly. My girlfriend will disappear for an entire day and not come home until 10pm. I usually have no idea where she is or what she's doing (mainly because I forget due to having ADHD), but I don't worry about it because I know she'll never cheat. How can a person even be with someone who they don't trust? Without trust, there is no relationship IMO.

It puts food on your table so you don't fucking starve, you little unappreciative shit.