PSA: For maximum hygiene, close the lid BEFORE you flush.

TIL: Guinness Book of World Records origin story is the same as a D&D campaign: started in a tavern.

Context: this happened, Israel is wack

The sad thing is that I DO want to work. I WANT to go study and become a biologist and hopefully teach it someday. But, because of this fucked up system, have to do what can afford to pay rent instead of what I have been dreaming of since I was a kid.

That took me too long

It's because for the longest time, eggs were the cheapest and fastest way to get protein into your body. Especially compared to the cost of meat. But now, because of inflation, everyone is trying to be more frugal which just jacks the price of those goods and makes us all suffer more.

Cities: We expect them to get help! Just not from us. We can't lower property values like that.

:3

As long as you recognize that the thing to be mad at is exploitative labor laws that allow for "bare minimum to support yourself during these trying times" to be MORE than what you normally make.

I grew up there. Honestly, you're not wrong. Napoleon Dynamite is honestly only a mild exaggeration.

Meanwhile, giving myself root access to my own computer is a bitch. I need to just switch to Linux

Gods... This happens to me when I say I program in R.

"Uhh... Something something about an inordinate fondness for beetles."

Well there's you're problem! You're disabled, so therefore unprofitable. It's criminal that you have the ability to live while someone who could make profit for our corporate overlords might not. Shame on you for being a leech on society! (In case it wasn't obvious, /S)

We should try polka. Nobody wants to listen to polka.

They HAVE to pay the peasants or they won't work! Pay the oligarchs and it will eventually trickle down

Ok... Those don't look half bad tho. Anyone out there got a good flan recipe?

As if THE PRESIDENT is NOT the HIGHEST officer the United States has.

Dad, you're drunk!

I see two signs. I like to imagine someone seeing a sign that said "hole", who then decided "meh. I'm sure it's fine" before immediately breaking an axle and adding "BIG ASS" to the sign so that nobody else would make that mistake.