Make
Internet
A
Federally
Protected
Utility
You sons of bitches

Theres no way that a dude that got a girl pregnant at 18 would understand this.

We have the burdon of knowledge. We know too much. We were there when a TV turned on and you were presented with channels. Some fuzzy some clear. Sometimes your had to wiggle the antenna. The point is, there is a generation that has never known that. They have only seen a smart tv. They don't know the greener grass. TV makers are waiting for us to die and the next generation to just accept their shitty product as normal. I hate it. I hate it so much.

At least they have the decency to tell you they are doing it.
In the US it took Snowden to leak this to the public that the government has been doing it for ages behind their backs.

Now do that other wanker that looks like a constipated turtle.

Please don't just start posting the top 100 shower thoughts from reddit.

Cars aren't about driving. You want to drive? Go to the track.
Cars are about getting from point A to point B. Bring on full automation please!

I'm sitting here watching Jack Ryan season 3 and Russia is portrayed as this big bad world super power and it's endleslessly laughable.

That must be why I've been getting a million 2fa emails recently asking me to verify my Microsoft account sign in.

They must be getting 1,000 take down notices a day. Some of the videos and music up there that you can just download is staggering.

All I want alexa to do is turn my lights on and off, set timers, and show me my own pictures. And it can BARELY do that without fucking it up. Everyone I know wants the same, they expect nothing more from it. "AI" features of Alexa aren't t needed or wanted by anyone I've talked to about it.

I've never seen an HD version of this picture before.

If someone tries to kill you, you kill them right back.

I'm committing a crime right now, pairing this red wine with this halibut.

Wait, you guys aren't just writing code and then hitting the FORMAT button?

You can use Linux and still have a Microsoft account.

Do people really not now how to pronounce these words or are the upvotes ironic?

That's why they're conveniently not part of the inflation equation.

Wait, what's the most widespread and commonly used meaning of the word?

Organic is a term certified by the USDA.

To use "organic" on packaging, a product must contain at least 95% organically produced ingredients.

Found the pig