His poor girlfriend

If that's their standard, you can probably just edit the html to make the login button active and then sign-in.

These istors keep messing with my power! I hear they're bipolar too.

Thinking artists have money seems incorrect.

As a German -Homer disappears in hedge

That's such a long way of saying: "Only the person who's currently suffering the worst is allowed to complain, the rest have to shut up."

I guess it has to be that long to hide how dumb it is.

"Administrative privileges on a centralized platform." I shortened it.

Sounds cute, but I'll just be called a donut fucker, I don't want to be pastry pounder.

If they were actually religious, I'm sure this tweet would mildly irritate them.

I'm a little brat though.

Meat for the grinder.

They all want to give you just enough control to make you think you chose what their algorithm recommended for you.

How much do we value our employees? Just go take a dump.

Don't forget this C4.

I use all 3 for different things and I'll stop using windows the second gaming hardware and games work somewhere else the same way.

Hm sabonete, sabo what's that sound like hm

Ich fahr seit 6 Jahren die gleichen Winterreifen 🖖

It sabotaged his spit soapy

What it says. If someone tells you unprompted not to hit on them, they assume gay men jump on everyone else unless they opt out first, which is homophobic.

That looks like sausage in there, why not add a German hanging from a ring of sausage.