All we need now is a headphone jack

At this point i think hes just mad he had to buy twitter and is just destroying it now.

Maybe hes just having a smoke break and likes his job?

Same. Im pretty sure its some kind of disorder

That's exactly what microsoft would do

I masturbate because im horny and bored

I dont use reddit anymore but still have it installed. The amount of chat invites i get per day from bots is insane.

Yes youre literally the only one

Or LibreTube

I heard somewhere that the body does this to check if youre still alive? Dont know if its true

Thats the only thing i dont like about lemmy

i dont get it

I miss spleens :(

90% of greentexts are

Thanks for clarification

Yeah cuz they doing it right

True. Whenever i want to create a game shortcut on steam its missing the icon... Weird

Normally im afraid of spiders but this one looks cute :>

This happened. Look up nutty putty cave incident. Very sad story

Im surprised we get a choice