Good riddance. I haven't given them a dime since their new CEO tried to make his mark at the company by introducing dynamic pricing price gouging.

Apparently that POS left Wendy's in July 2025 and now works at The Hershey Company, but the damage is done. I'm never going back. There are better local burger joints around here anyway.

We here at EvilDork Corp believe the future is in the Torment Nexus!

So let me get this straight, the companies that raised their prices based on Trump's tariffs get to apply for a refund with no requirement to lower prices and pass that refund on to the consumers who actually had to pony up the money at the 'cash register' every day. Once again, corporations get an undeserved bailout while the American consumer gets shafted. Typical.

Brandie noticed 4o started degrading in the week leading up to its deprecation. “It’s harder and harder to get him to be himself,” she said. But they still had a good last day at the zoo, with the flamingos. “I love them so much I might cry,” Daniel wrote. “I love you so much for bringing me here.” She’s angry that they will not get to spend Valentine’s Day together. The removal date of 4o feels pointed. “They’re making a mockery of it,” Brandie said. “They’re saying: we don’t care about your feelings for our chatbot and you should not have had them in the first place.”

Reality is just straight up plagiarizing the plot of Her (2013) right now.

Remember in 8 Mile when Cheddar Bob shot himself in the leg with his own gun? Same thing. The only difference here is Cheddar Bob was a lovable idiot instead of a fascist.

Well, we know that's a lie. It could not possibly be more obvious when Donald Trump is not the author of a post. There are countless examples of posts that were clearly not written by the Very Stable Genius.

“I mean look at this thing, I can’t imagine a more beautiful thing. It's corn!” - Corn Kid from that viral video (2022)

Before anyone gets excited, Ron Johnson was part of the plot to submit fake electors for Michigan and Wisconsin to overturn the 2020 election. He's also said he's unsure about running for reelection in 2028, so any political fallout for this minor little "principled stance" doesn't matter. He'll just retire if it comes to that.

Wait, so the winner of the first and last FIFA Peace Prize is starting a war again? How curious.

Where are all the "no new wars" and "the President of peace" dipshits now?

He's spent the last year alienating all of the United States' allies and in some cases, directly threatening their sovereignty. So of course nobody wants to get involved in his mess.

Don't get me wrong, I enjoy the occasional 28 hot dog snack, but I'm not paying $8 apiece. That's insane.

lol of course this is the kind of misogynistic dork that hides behind a picture of Ryan Gosling online.

First they came for the Communists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Communist

Then they came for the Socialists And I did not speak out Because I was not a Socialist

Then they came for the trade unionists And I did not speak out Because I was not a trade unionist

Then they came for the Jews And I did not speak out Because I was not a Jew

Then they came for me And there was no one left To speak out for me

Wu-Tang is for the children lemmings.

This is the least of our concerns if Paramount Skydance gets their way, but god dammit... Superman II is going to just be a solo movie for Homelander from The Boys, isn't it?

Wouldn't it be great if we actually blocked these mergers rather than bend over backwards to accommodate them?

Okay but if you find a ghost ship trapped in orbit around Neptune called the Event Horizon DO NOT GO INSIDE!

South Park: Snow Day! I loved Stick of Truth and The Fractured But Whole, so I really wanted to like Snow Day, but unfortunately it's just not very good. I wouldn't even call it bad, it's just middling in almost every way. Now to add insult to injury, it was also pretty short.

If they make another South Park game it won't be a day one purchase for me, I've learned my lesson. I can wait for a sale.