"Because I fucked your mom" is the obvious answer

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Galileo_affair

The Catholic church doesn't like it when you look up and think about what you see

A schizophrenic man killed his parents and fled on a cross country pursuit from the police at the advice of his dog.

Why more than four string when not more than four finger?

My cat did that to me exactly once. I saw him lying on the floor relaxing, so I bent over to give him a pat, and the little charismatic fucker reached up with both paws, grabbed my arm in them and pulled my hand in for a big hug. My favorite memory of that cat.

Drunk friend that makes candy

Looks pretty rad to me

My brother and I would have thrown hands over who got the dough ball every time

Only when it comes to important shit, I get super competitive when the stakes are low

It's anxiety inducing in VR, so fucking cool

Yeah guy would be an atom cat

It's the North American pokemon starters

Toxicity - System of a Down was an incredible album about American exceptionalism and war hungriness. The towers were hit a week after the album was released.

I probably wouldn't have bought it, but it came with my Index and Holy shit what an incredible experience. I've been playing the Arizona Sunshine remake and it's been scratching the same itch. The reload mechanics are a ton of fun.

Task failed successfully. Among the first things broadcast to space was Hitler's speech opening the '36 olympics

The proposed 9th planet is beyond Sedna and is hypothesized because Kuiper belt objects are orbiting strangely to they figure a gravitational influence from further out is causing it. Uranus was seen doing the same thing and that's how Neptune was confirmed found.

A manual auger works even better and doesn't splash

Yeah, green cars are tied to British racing like red cars are to Italian. I think that's part of the reason foreign manufacturers stayed away from dark greens that Jag is so good at

Nine inch nails - Downward spiral