I was taking a right turn out of a convenience store driveway the other day, waiting for the traffic to go by, and noticed the driver, a female, was apparently laughing hysterically at my truck. She was alone, pointing at my truck and laughing hard.

a female

Yeah, sounds like a Cyber truck owner

This is a "let them fight" situation

My favorite is sending an apprentice to the tool crib for a long weight.

Tool crib guy will say "Yeah it's out back, I'll go grab it", and then go for a smoke

Fuckin' dress like an awkward edgelord, go for it.

When this picture was the worst thing he was known for, his reputation was better than it is now

Menumonics, got it

Just three Democratic caucus members voted for the bill: John Fetterman, D-Pa.; Catherine Cortez Masto, D-Nev.; and Angus King, I-Maine.

Hear that Nevada and Maine? You should probably deal with your traitors.

Everybody already knew about Fetterman

The shit doesn't fall far from the ass

This is almost as good as the jackass who tried to tell Margaret Atwood that "the woman who wrote that book was talking about Muslims, not Christians"

Americans pay more for healthcare than any other country, for worse results than any country with universal single-payer healthcare. Moving to the same model as Canada or the UK would mean paying less for healthcare, and getting better healthcare.

Which is obvious once you understand how private health insurance works.

Conservatives value conformity; they think they are 'normal', and that being 'normal' is by definition good. Pointing out how fucking weird they are hits them where it hurts

Stop mutilating your children.

Stupid fucking parents.

It's specifically the dude's ancestors, clearly he's as white as they come

That low?

By that logic it's the wheels that make both the car and the bike move.

Which isn't...entirely wrong, but I wouldn't say it's correct.

I know! Let's try putting wheels on a house

Trump will copy Reagan and fire them all; sending in military ATCs actually helps them normalize the domestic use of the military.

Then it will go to shit and planes will start falling out of the sky, because things are a whole lot more complex than they were in Reagan's time, and it barely worked then.

Does anybody have the link to the guy whose project car got booted on all four wheels, so he just put it on dollies, wheeled it into his garage, and told the boot company that they can have their boots back whenever they'd like but he's certainly not paying them anything?

It's going to be so weird helping the Germans defeat Nazi America

Also, slavery wasn't abolished