No, and nobody.

"Yes, your honor."

TIL I can read Norwegian!

Do you not realize that anyone who doesn't care about everything we already know, is just going to continue to not care?

Oh, I'm sure of it. The people who are going to care, already do, his sycophants will continue to support him NO MATTER WHAT.

I just never told them any of those fairy tales. Occasionally, they would ask about something that Grandma taught them at her church, and I would usually say "Well, some people believe that.." and tell them what the mythology is. I wouldn't argue with it, or ridicule it, but if they asked about my opinion on it, I would explain to them why I didn't believe it.

I'd have no problem with them deciding to join a church, as long as it wasn't an especially dangerous cult.

Why do people just GIVE their soul to Jesus when Satan is willing to pay you for it?

They have to dislike Vance enough to justify legalizing third terms.

She's probably looking down at this and thinking "Wow!"

I got my first "Happy Father's Day" yesterday because one kid forgot what day it was.

Tonight we're taking my dad out for sushi.

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Cats or video games.

Are you trying to convince us, or yourself?

Still not medicated. Tried to start the process, but my doctor said I just wasn't trying hard enough. Broke my spirit.

It took a lot to get to that point and I occasionally think of trying again, but I completely understand what you mean. It's scary and I don't know why.

It's crazy because we recorded all those things so we'd have them forever, and now most of us don't even have a vcr to play any of those tapes.

You've discovered the fourth P!

The things you THOUGHT were the most important, never matter at all, but everything that you considered background noise (school, family, jobs, morals and values) that shit will determine EVERYTHING that happens after high school.

Grab your popcorn!

My first time on shrooms. Two friends and I took 4.5g (I think) each. Three other friends who did not know about the shrooms joined us shortly after and we went walking into the woods. The whole experience was surreal, at one point I had someone else's hands, and later on I bounced an old tire off my friend's head. He knows he deserved it for trying to fuck my sky.

I've done much smaller happy time does since then, but would love to trip in nature again!

I went back and played 4,5, and 6 via emulators a few years back. I'd give those a shot if you haven't yet!