I'm sorry. The first three? I believe it - especially Ritchson. But I don't care what he looks like, there is zero chance I'm going to buy a "smart" Stallone

Why are they so mad? Who read it to them?

They've been told punching at things that scare them makes it funny. They've also been taught hate and fear make for good comedy. It's like they watch all the legendary comics - Carlin, Williams, Pryor, Martin, I could go on - and completely miss the point.

The lack of ridicule continues to astound me. I recently made a post asking about Linux, as I'm 50 and know/knew jack all about it. Not only was I not ridiculed to death about my ignorance, but there seemed to be actual joy people showed in getting to inform/educate. I love this.

It's like asking conservatives if illegals are lazy, why is ICE raiding job sites? Logic ain't their strong suit.

My father didn't bother in my life til I was 25. My stepda , the first one, was an abusive piece of shit. A neighbour guy took it on himself to be a father figure for me,and damn he did good. Second person I came out too. His reaction? Tears, a hug, and dinner. Damn I miss him.

I, for one, cannot wait for the inevitable follow up several years later when these chuckle fuck bring up new lawsuits to find someone to blame for their kids going full no contact with them. (My mother is almost at this stage and I love it for her)

He is so fucking desperate to get folks to forget the Trumpstein files

"When will Muslim mayor think of the hard working rich?"

OR

"Mamdani declares war on on capitalism!"

As seen on CornHub

Just downloaded pixelfed. Youse guys are either corrupting me or leading me to my inevitable evolution

Every time a Republican says "think of the children!" I usually respond with "you are. With your hand in your pants".

Burn it to mother fucking ground. Then salt the earth.

Ding dong, Mitch is dead? Which old Mitch? Turtle Mitch! Ding dong that fucker Mitch is dead!

Sing it high, sing it low, Drape his corpse upon a pole, Ding dong racist Mitch is dead!

Correction : Texas is run by probable paedophiles

Worked in a Waffle House 28 years ago. Never had a murder, but did have a rape, beating, two football fan crashouts and a drunk guy yelling at the menu for being disrespectful to his invisible wife. Gods I will never unsee any of that. Worse, I never got tipped. Layer moved to a more dangerous gig : Steak N Shake cook.

I love that Lemmy shitposts are how I learned Graham caught the 9.15 to hell