Do you think he tried to crawl into her? Lubed up that little head of his Diddy style and then just pushed his dome against her orifice?

I don't think the tensile strength of one snake is enough, it would take two. If the snake had just eaten another snake before going to snake heaven it would without a doubt be enough to strangle a normal sized guy. 😵🐍🐍 Hsssssss!

2024 He knows a guy that knows how the voting machines work. That guy is rewarded billions of dollars and every piece of information about everyone from all government systems.

Here Rabbi, bite the tip of my infants penis off. Crazy isn't it?

Insert always has been meme

The clitoris. Guess your friend hasn't found that yet.

Piss jug, Cum jug, and Rum jug.

I call this bull.

Correctamundo!

I think it is closer to incest than advanced masturbation.

Bull milk 🐂 🍼

I'm more interested in the solar panels. How many of those do you need to take your house off grid?

Ghost n Goblins (C64)
Super pipelines II (C64)
Giana sisters (C64)
Spy hunter (C64)
Diablo II (PC)

Wrong way? This is the right way.
https://danq.me/2019/01/27/iso-6357/

Wonder what he'll look like in term 3?

My wife got the flashing one with very rough idling, I checked the fault codes and it was misfire on multiple cylinders. I replaced the ignition coil and now it purrs like a kitten again.

(Sorry about the quality, my editing skills on this thingamajingy are absent.)

I have an idea for a "funny" thing.

1. Buy a domain called EverythingAmerica.whatever
2. Run an instance of Open streetmap (or similar)
3. Rename everything "America".
4. Giggle and barf

Worst flavor? Have you tried petrol or brake fluid?