I'm sure the people of Duesseldorf are so thankful to have you as their road white knight.

Police dogs retire all the time. Assuming this highly trained animal goes to a cartaker who doesn't know or issue the commands, that dog is harmless as any other, arguably more so

...what?

The fuck? I was good with everything until the end.

First half had me so hyped. Like .hack with less filler. Then they had a digital baby and off the rails it went.

I thought it was at least jood.

Yeah those go on a list with like magma and scorpion venom. Just beyond the limits of most humans.

Very true. Try everything once but re-evaluate after every try. You know your limits, if you got a little wiggly on the last try, well now we know.