I did the promise with witnesses and all to get one at least in year 2 if it launches with Half life 3 just cause the memes I haven'teven player HL ever. If it drops to 600 or so I'm getting it.

Having had a Switch as my only means of gaming for years now managing to get a computer and getting steam I'm not surprised the people prefers it. The catalogue is vastly superior sales are better and if you can handle mods the games have extended lifespans. The store is not easier to use yes since Nintendo's one is fucking basic but not hard to handle either.

84 and I would tell you to go eat some flaming genitalia but my back is sprained or something (for real)

Love when people drops this kind of thing as it were the easiest thing to do. Most common users would not have or would ever get the knowledge or the means to do this thing they are aiming for them and then solve the outliers like us. Fighting for the rights is the real solution!

Is chilling how thenwhole internet is fed up a story of a man before his sentence. If this guy is innocent his whole life is already exposed forever just for memes and a penny. We are the big brother and we suck.

I knew it was a dream when he mentioned he brought a house...

For a non US person this was unintelligible. I guess the took his car and he sent some paperwork sayin "it's mine give it back because I said so" and the others said "the fuck are ya talking bout?"

40 old me looking at a screen with SSMS and Azure: Instead of an engineer like my father I should have been a tailor like my mom... Or a carpenter...

Don't worry she knows she should teach you something bottom like .net

All of this is useless if you don't exite her nuber one organ for sex, ger brain. You get muuuch more if you find what's the mood she like what is the scene she wants. This is an extra in comparison.

Look guys all I'm saying is useful to know how to get girls horny but better is ahow go get your girl horny.

I'll never forget when the vet sterilized mine it was a rescued cat.
Vet:Alright the good news is that the surgery was successful but there afe more news...
Me:Oh... Erm go on
Vet:Turns out we tought he was younger by his size but he is way older than we tought maybe 7 years instead of 7 months. Turns out hes small by himself and malnourished. And also not virgin.
Me:Alright I'll bite how you know?
Vet:Well... The testicles darken with the time and gain wrinkles woth the use...
Me:And sooo....
Vet:He had toasted wallnuts...

The story of the usb has it wild things. They knew that it had the problem of picking a wrong side but they had to make it cheap cause they feared manufacturers wouldn't use it. In fact was so cheap apple decided it to give it a go first. That cheap shit had to walk first so USB C can fly.

We all bash Reddit but we gotta give it's credit when it's due , sometimes they nail the shit outta it.

In Eternity it loops but I inferred is a non looping gif. Those fuckers.

When Fry has to give the devil's hands back but Leela still wants to heard the end of his holophone concert.

Reading his history he was famous for defending assholes getting scot free or getting much less than they deserved. Was one of those "if you have the money he'll fix it"

Is Gravestone of the Fireflies right? I couldn't finish it. Cried a river...

Even beyond the point of "using discord". Nintendo is reaching harassment levels of assholism. Are they doing even worse that with Gaty Bowser?

Is astounding how he manages to reach lower every time he gets into the news.

Don't give up is your life they do not define you. We are proud of you!