Can't wait for Call of Duty game where a spec ops team is sent in to stop the evil Greenland terrorist who have shrimp families hostage. America is the only chance these shellfish have for freedom.

That's true. Now I feel welcomed lol. You are just a ball of good vibes.

Hell yeah. I probably scroll past it and didn't even know it.

Thank you. You saying that is plenty. Knowing stranger cares helps a lot. Plus, you made my partner laugh her ass off, too. You are an awesome opossum.

Fucking love you. Thank you for making laugh today. It has been hard this month.

Got a problem with sluts, buddy?

What about em? I got em all

Got the brand new 2027 f-600 slut 4x4 king cab space in the back for them big loads. Top of the line suspension for a smooth ride no matter the terrain.

The sluts I have at my lot are one of a kind. No credit? No problem. Trade in your old slut for the pimp daddy discount.

(Salamanderwizard's slut lust lot is no responsible for any STD or STI, injury, maiming, death that may occur. We are not responsible for any lose of finical or other wise from said sluts using you and swindling everything from you.)

Lost me on that one. Oglaf is a good comic haven't read it in a few years. Still going?

It's 12 pm. Do you know where your slut is?

Eh. Whatever. Idc what he eats for morning or if he asks his wife to put sauerkraut bags in her purse. People are goofy.

It's the constant bullshitting and lying the withered grape keeps pushing with his looney toons agenda.

The French are weird looking. (I'm jking)

You little rebel.

It's a documented phenomenon. Look it up.

Boogey on Viking Hippie. Boogey on.

Ya but y'all got some scary spiders.

Okay I use the word folks for everyone. I'll accidentally sometimes switch back and forth by mistake, but folks, to me, means people.

I said scary not fuck you up.

From what I've been told by rape victims, I'd much rather be murdered.

If anyone else was linked or even hinted at being linked to something like this, they'd be in prison before you could say howdy there.

She is a dangerous type of white person.