Fucking "features". Can't software just be finished? I bought App. App does exactly what I need it to do. Leave. It. Alone.

Or in other words, cuck licenses.

should've prayed better

Recite the GPL in its entirety over a bag of Fritos a la the Eucharist. The Fritos will transsubstantiate into that thing he ate off his foot that one time.

This is a Tuta ad.

Elon 2.0

trans people are birds

birds aren’t real

Trans people aren't real. Checkmate liberals. /s

imaJinary

TIL engineers can't spell for shit.

That would make the beef lobby sad.

cut the power cord off things

...how does that work when you legitimately want or need to use that thing?

There's a book Bullshit Jobs that explores this phenomenon. Freakonomics also did an episode referring to the book, which I found interesting.

Bullshit Jobs: A Theory is a 2018 book by anthropologist David Graeber that postulates the existence of meaningless jobs and analyzes their societal harm. He contends that over half of societal work is pointless and becomes psychologically destructive when paired with a work ethic that associates work with self-worth

ngl a vatican water park would be sick af. Holy water lazy river, yes please.

Ehh. Whichever way he goes, there's always going to be a "JD had him killed" conspiracy theory.

coward, I bet you don't pipe curl into bash either.

Maybe that's her way of having fun.

Not to mention that if an 84 year old man received chest compressions, he absolutely has at least one, likely several, broken ribs.

And by extension black women are double women. Extra un-gay, very heterosexual.

That, and their magical ability to convert things humans can't eat (grass) into things humans can (beef, milk). This is fundamentally why"food" animals were domesticated.

Since when did Velma become Shaggy's mom?

I use Proton and their "email alias" feature which is sort of like Apple's "hide my email" - generates you a receive only email address that you can hand out and turn off whenever you want.

Of course, the trade off here is that if I ever wanted to leave Proton (or Apple if I were using Hide My Email) migrating each of these addresses one by one would be a bitch and a half.