What? Swim into the net? Like a dumb fish?

Yeah, me probably as well.

Okay, but have they tried giving drugs 300 billion dollars? I've heard this will win any war.

It's the admission test.

*confused dick sounds*

That headline would have written itself, but they chose to ignore it.

But use protection. We don't want it to procreate!

Ja, hatten wir gestern Abend, aber Abkühlung ist vielleicht auch übertrieben. Es waren bei uns immer noch 32 Grad, die sich aber dank Wind und Schatten nicht mehr angefühlt haben wie ein Backofen.

Wann Golfstrom-Kollaps und Kälte in Europa?

Way to go 💖

Wenn hier irgendwer in die Hände spuckt und das Brotosozialprodukt steigern möchte, bekommt er direkt eine gewischt. Jetzt beseitigen wir erst einmal die größten Probleme. Dann können wir schauen, was wir mit dem Rest machen. Hitzeschutz, Maßnahmen gegen Trockenheit, Implementierung bei uns, dann Export diesen Wissens.

I want to watch it as well please.

When did the UK start to copy Italian politics? Or has it always been like that?

I got a PHEV and two months (that was at the start of covid, it took ages) before it finally arrived my city got rid of the charger near my house. Cool cool, thanks.

The next one wasn't extremely far away, but you'll think twice if you want to walk ten minutes through a hail storm.

And the last one to make the opening look like a mouth about to give head.

"I'm gonna stop you so much, you'll need a cigarette afterwards."

My God dude, leave some thrill for the rest of us. What are you, a 90s action hero?

Uuuuh! What is it? I need a new one!

I want to live in an old farm with multiple buildings. With friends. Communal spaces like workshop, garden, whatever. But: Everybody gets their own space. Fuck being lonely, but fuck being too close as well.

Ultra straight, white, conservative, old men with a bit of a hidden gay thought buried in the closet seem to think that way, I can't explain their behavior any other way.

It still baffles me that they thought being gay would render the opponent completely helpless because obviously "gay men can't help but fuck each other constantly".

He is peak sexy and fully functional.

That's not true I am a bird and I use punctuation all the time want an example see here

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