“I would argue that masturbation is the human animal's most important adaptation. The very cornerstone of our technological civilization. Our hands evolved to grip tools, all right—including our own. You see, thinkers, inventors, and scientists are usually geeks, and geeks have a harder time getting laid than anyone. Without the built-in sexual release valve provided by masturbation, it's doubtful that early humans would have ever mastered the secrets of fire or discovered the wheel. And you can bet that Galileo, Newton, and Einstein never would have made their discoveries if they hadn't first been able to clear their heads by slapping the salami (or "knocking a few protons off the old hydrogen atom"). The same goes for Marie Curie. Before she discovered radium, you can be certain she first discovered the little man in the canoe.” - Ernest Cline

Bruh, this should have gone in !pissposting@lemmy.world

The sad part is that scrapping is often easier then using the api.

Then you got to go to church if you want to stay out of hell. God just fucking hates us.

Fuck the fascist nazis of lemmygrad.ml! Real socialists post memes right here on lemmy.world (:

I am proud to be pro gun and pro lgbtq+ ✊

Who's job is it to breed anime girls and where do I sign up?

Its when your internet goes out and you need to rely on the porn and pirated movies you have downloaded. If you don't have any downloaded then you are pretty much dead.

I believe that leftist books should be seen as resources for learning and not treated like fucking religions. Reading karl marx stuff doesn't make you less of an anarchist and reading peter kropotkin stuff doesn't make you less of a marxist. THERE SAID IT!!!!

When you realize that music was created by people from the silent generation.

Everyone here seems to either really like coleslaw or completely hate it. I am on team coleslaw yum: the only correct option.

Small pp power

I use dark reader. It allows you to get dark theme on sites that normally don't have it. Its now the first plugin I install when setting up a web browser.

Lets look at the members of The Beatles (:

• John Lennon was born in 1940
• Paul McCartney was born in 1942
• George Harrison was born in 1943
• Ringo Starr was born in 1940

Just because the music was made during the age of the boomers doesn't mean the people that made it were boomers.

As a commie linux user I fight nazi and microsoft

I feel like I am not part of this world and just a outside observer. It doesn't matter if good or bad things happen because I am disconnected from it all and just watching. When I talk to someone there is an invisible layer between us and we can't communicate that well because we are part of two different worlds. The way I see things, hear things, feel things... are all different from everyone else. Very few seem to be able to relate to me about just a small array of things.

It is indeed a joke

lemmy was what i wanted and needed (:

This is basically everything my stupid ass family been trying to push up my brain