The GOP: Fuck them kids but also fuck them kids.

People bought a space stock and found out it was just so Elon could pay off the loans he took out to buy Twitter

People without training and coordination with a larger system can cause problems, especially if he encourages other untrained people to do it.

It sucks but there’s billions of us so it’s gonna suck. At least that’s what my local councilman (and dad) said when I complained I needed to ask permission to change my deck.

Two years in prison is stupid though. Make him work with the groups who have approved plans.

And I hate that this is the answer I’m giving but honestly it’s the only thing keeping me from renting a bulldozer and making my neighborhood walkable.

I pity the fool who ain’t studied Killdozer

I like this argument because there’s a right to petition the government, and to a timely trial.

Cue the A-Team montage music

Yet again the real villain in the immigration story is the employers.

I’ll smoke to that

My kid got one of those for a root canal. It was awesome watching the machine build the model

The only IT departments I’ve seen who are more overworked and under qualified than government is health care and educational institutions.

And yet they have not removed the algae and the paint is peeling.

Chorus.

“Okay but human rights aren’t real and democracy in the party counts” - tankies, literally

If they weren’t overworked and underpaid they wouldn’t need third parties for that stuff.

Auto parts stores do this but I wish libraries did, too

Bring back unsupervised third spaces that you don’t tell your parents about.

That’s where you build character.

And find porn.

Iron Chef Biathlon.

You ski to a remote mountain cabin, hunting and gathering along the way, then you have to make a meal with what you found.

I would not be surprised if Israel is back channeling to China since they appear to be the only threat to US hegemony to curry favor with them.

My friend bought his wife a soccer jersey and the team was sponsored by a large Mexican bakery.

She did not appreciate having “BIMBO” written across her chest.

Yes, and now it’s not a subconscious message, but one I consciously loathe.