That's the neat part about this community, getting to see memes and seeing additional information in the comments :D

The author of the petition is really looking out for others by not using the unlucky number in the list and taking care of souls for centuries even after their body's gone

by signing this petition, the undersigned agrees and acknowledges that the creator of this petition has legal ownership of my soul for the remainder of my natural life plus 1000 years.

You mean pulling over as in stopping at the side of the road to let people pass because you were abiding by the speed limit? That sounds so wild to me.

I absolutely love driving the speed limit exactly when someone behind me thinks I want a longer trunk, maybe a tiny bit slower if they're persistent.
They're usually able to keep a bigger distance all of a sudden.

That said, the speed is usually at most at 10kmh above the limit so I guess it's not too bad yet. Aside from the occasional idiot that thinks curves with little visibility are superior to straight sections where you can see the next 500 meters for taking people over.

Another quote to add to my now begun collection of (political) analogies. The second one after "Voting for [right wing party name] is like shitting in your own bed because you're angry about not being able to sleep at night"

Rhonda Sandtits

Me, scrolling past some halloween posts: "Oh that costume turned out great, and you even got a familiar :D"

Ready to join the coven

I don't think logic applies to these works of art

Anti-woke as umbrella term because having to remember what exactly they're "representing" is hard?

New hospital floor layout when?

Upper floor:
Room equipped to handle birthing

Middle floor:
Nursery station where newborns are kept for a calm and sterile environment to ensure they stay healthy

Lower floor:
Giant freezer, similar layout as the middle floor, just less necessary to keep it sterile or anything. Has the advantage that you can stack containers and save space

/s, though I wonder how many people would believe it if they were told this was planned...

The Weirdos Walz

It doesn't mention autism or any neurodivergency specifically but seeing how the divergents are often regarded as strange or weird I thought this fit.

Plus I like the thought of of slowly walking and swaying around to this with some like-minded folk

Damn. First this

"So we just pretend there's no one home in the universe." "That's it."

And then

"[...] Imagine how unbearably, how unutterably cold the universe would be if one were all alone."

[...] I do have something that amounts to far more than he ever could hope for. Confidence and people who genuinely love me.

I'm relieved and somewhat disappointed that this didn't end as I thought it would

Interesting, it's just world for me. Though maybe that's because I'm like 20 min late

From what I've gathered it's chromium based and you are to log in to even use it

"Posted 107 minutes in the future"

And the number is actually going downwards :D

Any non-paywalled version available?

I used to pick up 5 sticks of approximately equal length that were sufficiently bendable without breaking.
They can then be assembled into a nice pentagram after a few tries to stop them from falling apart and left at the side of the road.

An alternative method is to use those reed-like, long, strong "grass" to make one from a single piece instead of multiple. Those are usually smaller though

I don't think I've ever been in need of an empty jar and yet I want to keep them "just in case"

That's a great question. We need answers!

Seems like you were really hot for some time