I put on Harry Nilsson's Best Friend and do a goofy video montage of us getting into all kinds of shenanigans

I think the road sign speaks for all of us

Even weirder: Waldo was in the room

Trans lifehack

Well... this is a shitpost, cause that thing's definitely going in someone's poophole

Betcha that postman plays a mean guitar

RFK and Kid Rock would unironically make a hilarious comedy duo as villains in a Jackie Chan movie

This is the best AI burn so far

Not the flex he thought it was

Maybe he took it as a compliment? In his mouth?

I was born and died and now I'm waiting to be assigned to a new body. It's taking a long time. Lots of paperwork to sign

Can't blame them. Most sugary stuff these days has so much sugar it tastes like acid. Best case scenario it tastes like plain sugar.

LPC is staying strong in the polls. I'm surprised. Maybe the press has been exaggerating the backlash? In the UK the lack of approval for Starmer is reflected in the news as well as the polls.

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Bill Skarsgård underwent heavy surgery to turn himself into a gigantic spider for the scene in Pennywise's lair

Fuck, even that one quit before the end of your sentence...

Human animal cracker

I've just started rewatching Brooklyn 99 and this is how I find out he died :(

Romanian here, born in '94, but parents were in their 20s when communism ended. Your experience sounds very similar to theirs

If I puke while shitting do I become a god?

The Asshole Splinters

This will be the name of my band