That'll get em back.

I always take off my watch when I'm fucking. Feels weird with the algorithm watching.

By reposting the meme, you have implicitly accepted full responsibility for it's content. That's like rule 7 of the Internet or something.

Make better coleslaw maybe?

Elder millennial here, I get all three! What's my prize?

I got complimented on my hat like three times in two days. I'm never taking it off again.

Add Tibet, Xianchang, Manchuria, as separate countries and switch Inner Mongolia to being part of Mongolia and now we're getting somewhere.

They should probably find some fresher bay leaves too. Really good quality ones are game changing.

Yeah, I worked there back in the day. Started when we were still owned by Vivendi. Quit after about a year of ownership by Activision. Fuck Kotick. Seriously.

Mold is a fungus. Same group as mushrooms, yeast, etc. Some mushrooms are edible and delicious. So are some molds. The mold in blue cheese is not the same as the kind that makes food inedible.

This is some solid grade A pandering. You're aware there's no karma to farm, right?

Pictured: the moment Bob decided it was time to form a fucking union.

The world court can do two things. First, arbitrate between two consenting states who agree to abide by the decision. Second, issue advisory rulings which have absolutely no functional authority. America doesn't have to step in. Nation states around the world wouldn't have signed onto a world court that could actually compel them to obey, we all like our sovereignty.

I expect that Elon is going to buy them and just get rid of the useless Ma part of the name.

Yes, it seems that way because your kitchen scale is faulty and measuring everything a bit on the light side.

If you ran for 24 hours straight you'd have burned off a ton more than 2k calories...

We've had one Australia, yes.

A couple weeks of holiday eating isn't going to ruin a year's worth of work... Now bring me my jug of eggnog!

Everything hurting for no discernable reason isn't normal at your age. The difference between your 20s and 30s is that in your 20s you don't need to do anything to not hurt. In your 30s and beyond you're gonna need to start taking care of yourself in order to not hurt. The pain is your body telling you something is wrong. Could be sleep apnea, hypertension, lack of activity or not enough recovery after activity. Again though, pain all the time for no reason isn't actually normal until much later in life.