The comedian would later go further in taking the piss out of himself, noting that “the funniest way for me to die is if I die from COVID” and reacting to criticism from Prince Harry about his anti-vaccine misinformation. “My first thought was: F---. Did I? I might’ve!” he declared, grinning. “But here’s my take on that, sincerely: If you’re getting your vaccine advice from me, is that really my fault?”

“That’s not my job, kids. I’m a professional s--t-talker, OK?” he offered up in his own defense. “Some of the things I say make sense. A lot of them don’t. It’s up to you to figure out what’s what. That’s the fun part.”

Oh FUCK off. If you didn't want the responsibility of people listening to what you say, maybe you shouldn't have a job broadcasting to an audience of millions. He thinks it's funny that his vaccine conspiracies have almost certainly killed people.

That $38 million would be divided up amongst all the other artists if it wasn't being paid to white noise podcasts.

It would be divided amongst the record labels and distributed to artists as those labels see fit.

“I do have one question, though ― do you teach feminism? I mean, I believe in equality, but I am not a feminist, and I don’t want to teach it to my daughter.”

I take the approach I used in Missouri.

“What do you mean?” I ask her.

“Well, do you teach that women are better than men?”

“No, I teach all genders are equal and should be treated as such.”

She buys three kits.

Jesus wept.

It's not the LIFESTYLE, it's the IDENTITY you don't approve of.

Oh that's insightful.

I'm sorry, there was a sniper killing people for 3 years?? I'm sure the victims got no help from police whatsoever being the 1980s. I can't imagine feeling so helpless.

If I could push a button to change my sex I absolutely would, but I don't have it in me to transition on the outside and deal with the societal consequences. So I just stick with androgyny as "close enough".

Third panel is heckin' adorable though.

Legend of Zelda?

I recall watching a video about the nature of how things are stored at Amazon warehouses - basically if there are multiple sellers offering the same item it all goes in the same bin. Even if you are providing a genuine product, there's a very good chance one of the other sellers is not, and that counterfeit gets sent out attached to your seller ID. Then you get a complaint for selling a counterfeit item someone else provided.

Then when that seller is caught and booted, they just register another trademark with 5-10 random characters and do it again. This is causing a massive headache for the US Trademark Office as well.

Honestly I just want a display in the back that has a few preset messages set to a button in the front. Stuff like "Please give me more space" or "Your headlights are too bright".

Barring that, would love a mirror that redirects headlights back to the driver's face. If I can deal with it, you can deal with it too.

Wait, is Google in the process of Embrace, Extend, Extinguish on the free internet?

Snow. It used to last the whole winter and not just 2 days here and there.

Right, there are plenty of reactive measures available but the only proactive measures are either restricting availability of the source photos used or restricting use of the deep fake tools used. Everything beyond that is trying to put the genie back in the bottle.

Radford, Rohani's principal, wrote an email to parents and students that he was "deeply saddened to inform you of another tragic passing of one of our students."

I'm sorry, another?

I believe it's playing on the concept of the Perfect Wave that surfers always hope to catch.

Water, probably.