Well army guys are usually in groups so this could actually be a POV

Egrets? I've seen a few, but then again, too few to mention.

^my dad's favorite pun

I'm not a cab... YOUR A CAB... whatsh werz we tulking abit

I was a triceratops. I didn't eat trees, you must have me confused.

There are a lot of factors to this. Especially if exercise was part of your routine to lose weight.

I put on weight when exercising (not all muscle, my hunger over compensated for the change in calorie use) and started noticing it was easier to talk to people, especially women.

Sure exercising might help with appearance a bit, but it wasn't drastic for. What it does help with is relieving stress, building confidence, and day to day energy, all of these changes are generally attractive and make you more approachable.

You're also probably feeling happy about losing the weight. People like being around happy people, it make them happier too, so all around a good thing!

I threw out my back walking up stairs. Not running, not doing that quick little hopping thing you do on stair sometimes... walking. Put my right foot down and then my back went "yeah, enough existing today".

I had probably been over-exercising when working out, but boy that smarted.

That's a plane. Plato is an interdimensional travelar

I think he'd say something more along the lines of 'blgrglll blub'

"Statue Facts Nobody Asked for"

Bro, she literally asked for those facts

That's also Dr. Glaucomflecken a semi-famous optometrist.

The problem is it is very hard to tell when you want it.

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Bitch?

balls don't penis, dicks penis.

Balls sack nuttily.

10 minutes? That's it. That's easily a 3 hour time sink.

Don't forget she has to cheat on her husband to be with the card eater, but it's ok because we don't actually see the husband in the movie.

This is clearly self defense of 3rd party, insurance companies kill 10,000ish Americans a year. Not sure why the news is making such a big deal about it.

Plant a vegetable garden?WHERE?

DO YOU THINK I CAN AFFORD A YARD?

Nonono it's not one braincell PER cat. It's one braincell total, for all orange cats.

Also a woman's ability to cum varies HIGHLY from person to person.

He said meat is murder, not murder is bad, no mixed messaging here.

What a weird a comment.

I'm indifferent to your suicidal tendencies.