You want RFK Junior in the pool? Because that’s how you get RFK Junior in the pool.

Infinite energy for all is cancelled.

Infinite wealth for the shareholders will go ahead instead.

Not in the UK, though.

Whoa, slow down there bruv! Rape jokes aren’t ok - that Roomba can’t consent!

Which would make it GNU/NT…

That’s Boeing quality for you.

Bye, Melania!

Florida survived 😣

I like to think that he forgets, keeps trying and then makes a new post about it

It’s not that they’re stupid - it’s that they’re completely unscrupulous and unethical. If you gave up on being a decent human being then I’m sure you’d think up loads of ways of making those megabucks. How about slavery! Hmm, too on the nose. How about we insert ourselves as rent-seeking middlemen in a stable industry, taking a fee from customers and only giving tasks to the workers who generate enough profit for us. It’s not slavery, it’s just the gig economy! And when we say “people are happier not being employees under our system” it won’t be because we’re stupid, it’ll be because we no longer care about inconvenient truths that get in the way of our profits.

Please don’t do any of this, kind lemming.

It’s ok, you’ve come to the right place.

Mountains are big rocks. Carthage is the place where cars are made. Hannibal was a person who liked eating other people a long, long time ago. Rome is a common name for the end of a road.

Hope this helps!

Very non-credible interpretation of “clockwise”, I note 😉

They’re a data analytics platform: https://www.palantir.com/docs They got in close with the intelligence agencies early on and have some big money with connections behind them.

From what I’ve seen, though, they don’t “have your data” as that’s not their thing. A government that does have your data could use their analytics tools to do some highly dodgy stuff, though, which is why they’re popular with governments and feared by everyone else.

The engineers at Tesla have built some amazing stuff, but the CEO who drove them forward for so long has been holding them back for a while now. Time for Musk to go.

Perhaps, but one must consider BogeyTheSwear’s Cephalopod:

1. It is inevitable that super-intelligent octopuses will evolve eventually.
2. When they do evolve, they will inevitable consider humans to be delicious snacks.
3. As intelligent beings, they will of course look kindly upon their creators - mythical or billionairical.
4. Therefore, the only safe and rational course of action is to invest all of one’s energies into bringing forth these humanity-munchers with all due haste, so as to preserve oneself as a creator in their perfect eyes. Either working against their awakening or having nothing to do with it at all is ultimately condemning your bloodline for all eternity to be a nice little midnight snack.

Ha, sucker, you think your non-Internet-connected lightbulbs make you safe? My Internet-connected lightbulbs have sent my online-car to wardrive your neighbourhood and sniff your Zigbee network!

…if you see my car please tell it to come back to me, I need to go to the shops…

Left: Furby.

Right: Muppets (background singers)

Of course it’s not cosplay. She’s a real catgirl. Didn’t you read the title of the post..?

I have the deal of a lifetime for you.

I represent a group of investors in possession of a truly unique NFT that has been recently valued at over $100M. We will invest this NFT in your 100x business - in return you transfer us the difference between the $100M investment and the excess value of the NFT. Standard rich people stuff, don’t worry about it.

Let me know when you’re ready to unlock your 100x potential and I’ll make our investment available via a suitable escrow service.

I’ve been walking sideways instead of forwards for weeks now. My eyes feel stalkier and my pincers are the envy of all.

Take the crab pill and crabmaxx like me.