I don't know, call me skeptical or whatever, but this feels like one of those "and everyone clapped" kind of stories

OMG Trump is off the rails and i absolutely love it!

Moderator: "Just to be clear, you have a plan? "

Trump: "I have concepts of a plan?"

A lot of the "generic" or "store brand" packaged foods are literally the same exact product as the name brands, only in different boxes/bags

Man, you guys need to try harder.

Tide pod challenge

Saggin pants

Moustache tattoos on your finger

Punisher branding for showing how much of a "badass" you are

Upspeak, Valley girl talk, vocal fry

Any of these idiotic "pranks" that harm/bother innocent people

Licking ice cream in the grocery store and putting it back on the shelf (for the clicks of course)

I'm somewhat gruntled

Vanilla Ice had it right all along. Nobody gives a shit about copyright until big money is involved.

The correct reply is...

"There's really only one way you could have me, and that is [describe whatever sort of sexual kink you're into]. After that, I might consider it."

Fucking click bait titles

For the lazy

All of them. Fuck trailers that give away major plot points.

Because reality has a left-wing bias.

Tucker and Dave vs. Evil. Looks like another dumb Netflix original, but it was one of the best horror/comedies I've seen.

Speaking of the genre, big nods to another one - Little Evil.

It Follows - just read the premise of the film and tell me it doesn't sound dumb... Then go watch it

Oh and Colossal!!! Ann Hathaway stars in this bizarre and very deep movie about a giant monster that can be controlled from a playground. Amazing movie. Trust me

I am in middle school again

"could"

"Soon"

Meaning, this is never going to happen.

Sure, it's possible to send power through the air - that much is already known. Sending significant levels of power over long distances is a whole other matter

What the heck? I thought this was supposed to be fixed by all of us using paper straws and driving hybrids?

I watched a YouTube video a while ago where a professional shoemaker cuts this thing apart and discovers that it's actually a pretty darn well made piece of footwear. Like, quality materials and good construction and everything.

All other ridiculous aspects of these boots aside, at least it's well made.

In before someone posts the green text story of a friendship of two straight dudes just being straight dudes having a good time blowing each other

Just wait until you visit a restaurant that automatically adds 18% gratuity then also expects you to tip on to of that.