Meanwhile USA is stealing Venezuelan oil. Good job everbody. 👍

Hi, gay and five. I'm dad.

So Santa's elfs are actually asian children?

That's a really big penis for a man.

And you need to buy a subscription or watch an ad before you can flush.

Reminds me of

Ackchually, oil is mostly from plant matter.

It's not just amateur nography, it's professional nography.

Looks like the camera got drunk as well.

THIS is piracy. Along with all the other personal data selling.

Miss Universe

That shit's so rigged. Always an earthling. SMH

The whole world is cheering for it.

It's because of all the wokeness.

Fflagk Biden?

41 shots, Lena gets her son ready for school

She says, "On these streets, Charles,

you've got to understand the rules

If an officer stops you, promise me you'll always be polite

And that you'll never ever run away

Promise Mama you'll keep your hands in sight"

Is it a gun? (Is it a gun?)

Is it a knife? (Is it a knife?)

Is it a wallet? (Is it a wallet?)

This is your life (this is your life)

It ain't no secret (it ain't no secret)

It ain't no secret (it ain't no secret)

No secret my friend

You can get killed just for living in your American skin

He did. He said I'm dad in response to her I'm pregnant.

They're escorts. They're only hookers when they're dead.

Mr. Lovenstein version

Make sure you don't pet service dogs.