I love how it just vanishes into a puff of logic at the end.

My Google account is almost 18 years old.

LOL. Holy damn this meme is me to a tea.

Never ask for 2 beers though.

I thought it was those damned Bitcoin miners?

I use Arch btw.

The discovered ones anyway.

"Let them eat slop" - Queen Marie-Antoinette

(Yes I know she didn't actually say it but let me have it)

QA: Pass

I only use -eu. -o sometimes breaks

Sorry, you don't know what's for your own good.

WFH (option to come to the office if they want). 4 day 8 hour work days. Flexible start/end times. At least 4 week paid holidays per year (mandatory). $100k+ salary.

With a bit of honey and a golf ball.

A wizard never reveals his secret

Trust the corporations. They obviously know what's best.