Polizhai

Me, looking in a rarely cleaned corner of my room

The humble dust bunnies:

Straight to jail!

Ist ein wenig wie Hochwasser.

Das ist nur leider nicht wieder weg im Sommer.

Not using the correct resistors does cause a U problem every once in a while.

God is dead

And I stand by that.

I know, it's a joke. But here is the obligatory:

The eyes of most microbat species are small and poorly developed, leading to poor visual acuity, but no species is blind.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bat

Whoever gets thrown of the stage in game...

Zeus kümmert sich drum, dauert nicht mehr lange.

I was just thinking it

Holy shit, you mean Meta Ai just kinda sits there and is like: "Want me to use excessive processing power to tell you how it happened?"

Damn, I await the day when I can finally ditch whatsapp :')

Was auch immer es ist, sie habens dir mitgeteilt, und alle Probleme gehen nun auf deine Kappe. 🌊🧢

From this we can extrapolate, that the hedgehog will have grown to 6,4kg in the 6th iteration.

Schön zu sehen, dass es noch vernünftige Menschen gibt! 🥤

Attack-Airplane Ears

How do you handle all of that power?

Fastcism

Hey uhmm, what are these?

Hi